First Annual Holiday Write-In Extravaganza #1

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Welcome ladies and gent’s to the first annual 2014 Write-In Extravaganza. I will be your singing, dancing, poo-flinging monkey for the next approximately 4 weeks. OK, probably there won’t be any poo-flinging. Probably. What is a Write-In Extravaganza? Why, I’m so glad you asked! I’m done with school for the next 4 weeks or so, […]

Let’s Have a Beer, You & Me.

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Hey so it’s been a while. I suck, I know. You don’t need to rub it in. No, seriously stop rubbing. HEY THAT IS SALT IN MY WOUNDED WRITERS HEART SO CUT IT OUT. Ok, rub. I deserve it. I’ve been busy – which is no excuse.  I’m trying to be better. This is me, […]

Vacation FTW

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I realize it’s been a bit since my last blog. Close to two weeks. This fact is not lost on me and does, in fact, make me feel like a sucky human being. (so thanks for rubbing that in).  It’s been a challenging few weeks for my writing.  My 9 – 5, which is actually […]

Rut-Roh

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Let’s say you’re really pumped for your next workout.  It’s going to be the BEST. I mean epic, Rocky-inspired, come-back shit. The sweat of angels will pour off you and everywhere the droplets touch the ground roses will spring forth and when they bloom fairies will be born and spread their magic throughout the kingdom. […]